Don't you see??? IT'S OCTOBER!
Not October FIRST. October 12TH. Almost half way through the month. Halloween is almost here. The leaves are starting to fall, not just turn colors, BUT FALL. It's 43 degrees right now--we had snowfall today. Then, before we know it, it will be Thanksgiving and then OH MY GOD CHRISTMAS WILL BE HERE AND THEN IT WILL BE JANUARY AND OH MY GOD MY KIDS WILL TURN THREE AND FOUR AND THEN IT WILL BE FEBRUARY AND I'LL BE ....
GASP, (WHILE CLUTCHING MY CHEST.....)
I need a cigarette.
(no, I don't smoke, it's joke. geeze.)